I would totally marry Paul Rudd. Yes, that's right. I would divorce Guitar Hero for him. That's how awesome he is.

SNES P'OWNS YOUR SOUL. (in case you can't see the embed: (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfloCZj9h5k)





Also, I'm going to learn to play the drums and start a Blues Brothers tribute band. Who's in? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ea9mV9EhPvE)

SO someone should drive me to Canada for the something-or-whatever-con because the one up there has an AVATAR PRESENTATION! afiowe;hgiahw;eiohgi

Anywho, in exciting news I'm about half way done beating all the songs on medium mode on Guitar Hero in 5 stars! Woot! I ROCK! The game told me I did...a lot.

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If you want to see just how bad I thought Spiderman 3 was. The nutshell version: IT WAS HORRIBLE. Don't waste your money. And if you do, I will in fact tell you "I told you so." And no, my feelings have nothing to do with the fact that Spiderman is an emo poseur hero idiot.

This is probably the greatest thing anyone has ever said to me: "Isha does not cuddle... she rocks hard, then leaves the dude broken and crying." God, I love Eric.

And if you're looking for a 'ship here it is: http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/1519/bop0900219lb.jpg
Because Batman is a fucking PIMP, yo! Also I find that most cartoon dark and gloomy hunks just need to make out with bubbly humor filled blonds. Score one for them.

I need to make it to a comic shop one of these days. DC is putting on a new series of comics called "Countdown". Look it up on wiki if you want to know what it's about because I'm too lazy to explain it here.

I'm still looking around for jobs. Blargh. I got a call AND email from a guy today though for a job that involved internet things (NOT porn you sick, sick people) so that should be neat things if I get it.

Also, Scrubs and Reno 911 are AWESOME. I'm trying to watch more non-cartoons and I feel those are good picks.

BIL2 IS BACK IN SEATTLE!!! He's totally going to come play Guitar Hero with me and it will be glorious.

I look like the Hasselhoff! I always knew we had a connection. HAHAHAHA! Thank you Bethany for the link to this amazing discovery.

I LOVE YOU HASSELHOFF! OUR CHILDREN WOULD LOOK BEAUTIFUL!

That man is just too damn sexy for his own good....

I'm watching Waterworld right now (shut up there's nothing else on) and I was curious where else I had seen the little girl. So I looked her up on IMDB and it's Deb from Napoleon Dynamite!!!! Haha!

I was highly amused.

AND today I found a song that's been stuck in my head since Sakura-con. It was playing on an AMV for some freaky anime about a ballerina who transforms into a little yellow duck. ANYWAY I'm very disappointed in my recent choices in music. I feel like a pansy.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKYx9fypIvI

THEY MAKE ROCK LOBSTER CLOTHES?! WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME?!

http://www.thefunkstore.com/T-ShirtLounge/March2005/RockLobsterHoodieD1.gif

Guitar Hero P'OWNS!!! I need to go buy it and then rock like a lobster. Word.

I haven't posted a real LJ post in a long frickin time and I'm hella bored right now...so yeah. Haha, I felt like it was good motivation.

How bored exactly am I, you may ask? Well, I just got done watching "Beautician and the Beast"...does that answer your question?

I got a scanner and a neat coloring/picture fucking with program recently, so that's been pretty fun. I started doing FanArt because I'm retarded. But whatever, it takes up some of my time.

I CLEANED MY ROOM. I'm not sure any of you guys have actually seen my room but it was basically just a pile of clothes and garbage. It took me a grand total of 3.5 hours and three giant bags of trash to do it. It's a little creepy walking in there now. The first night I could hardly sleep due to the shear organization of it all. Seriously. It creeped me out that much. Ah well...at least I can walk around in there a little now. I also put my TV back in so I might steal my super from the living room and play Tetris into the wee hours.

Bowling tonight! I love bowling. And beer. And pizza. Seriously, best day of my entire week. I have some stuffed crust pizza in the fridge to eat before I leave. I may even pre-funk a bit since it worked quite nicely last time. I felt sorry for poor Blake last week. For some strange inexplicable reason we were actually good and he had to give up a LOT of free beer prized to us. I almost won a free t-shirt for getting a shit load of spares in a row but I more or less wound up too drunk by the end of the first game to really see that one through.

Sakura-con was mega awesome. You people should come cos-play with me next year! It'll be lots of geeky fun I promise! I met the guys who do Red vs Blue (they were awesome!) and the guy who does Questionable Content (I got a free sketch and autograph!). It was very exciting. I kinda wanted to see the guy from the commercial who does the voice of what's his face on Fullmetal Alchemist, but I couldn't remember his name. Also there probably would have been a huge line to meet him.

Um....other things....eh....um....I don't know. My life is pretty lame right now actually. Haha.


OH! Go listen to "Spearhead". They have neat music.



"Good people do not turn other people into water coolers!"

Haha...nice.

You are The Devil

Materiality. Material Force. Material temptation; sometimes obsession

The Devil is often a great card for business success; hard work and ambition.

Perhaps the most misunderstood of all the major arcana, the Devil is not really "Satan" at all, but Pan the half-goat nature god and/or Dionysius. These are gods of pleasure and abandon, of wild behavior and unbridled desires. This is a card about ambitions; it is also synonymous with temptation and addiction. On the flip side, however, the card can be a warning to someone who is too restrained, someone who never allows themselves to get passionate or messy or wild - or ambitious. This, too, is a form of enslavement. As a person, the Devil can stand for a man of money or erotic power, aggressive, controlling, or just persuasive. This is not to say a bad man, but certainly a powerful man who is hard to resist. The important thing is to remember that any chain is freely worn. In most cases, you are enslaved only because you allow it.

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